I had the toughest time of my life.
First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.
I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis......
I don't know how I pulled through it.
It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had.[Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=46#mainBody)
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