Polish Farmers

Two Polish Farmers are talking about how to make more money, and Polish Farmer 1 notes that he is going to start raising Chickens for more income.

When the chickens arrive, Polish Farmer 1 digs 50 holes in a neat row, and buries the chickens up to their necks. He waters them, and within a day, they are all dead.

He asks Polish Farmer 2 what he did wrong? Polish Farmer 2 looks at the dead chickens, and says, "you planted them wrong."

So, Polish Farmer 1 buys more chickens, digs more holes, and this time, plants them head first into the soil, buries them, and waters them. Within a day, all the chickens are dead.

Polish Farmer 1 talks with Polish Farmer 2 and says, "how is this wrong, no one else has dead chickens?" Farmer 2 says, "Lets call Krakow University, they have an agriculture school, they will know how to fix this".

So they call the school, and tell them everything they have done, planting chickens by the feet, planting chickens by the head, all dead chickens. There is a LONG pause. And finally, the university replies:

"We're going to need a soil sample"