Topical Jokes for 6/4

NASA plans to send a small farm into space to grow lettuce. After they’re done growing the space lettuce they plan to sell it at Whole Foods for $600 a leaf.

In Washington state, sheriff’s deputies have been told that sex is not allowed while on duty. Any deputies caught having sex on the job will have to turn in their gun, badge, and fuzzy handcuffs.

The last of the Navajo Code Talkers has died. His dying words were -- well, nobody knows.

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