In China, researchers have found a pair of pants that are 3,000 years old. The researchers described the pants as "not fashionable, at all."
The secret service is purchasing new software that will detect sarcasm.The secret service will use the sarcasm-detecting program to hunt down Jerry Seinfeld.
Witnesses that saw the driver who returned Miley Cyrus’ stolen car described him as a young man wearing a t-shirt and skinny jeans. Which happens to be a pretty accurate description of Miley Cyrus.
A new robot has been unveiled that can run 28 miles per hour. In a related story, mankind just surrendered.
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