Topical Jokes for 4/1

In California, some McDonald’s locations have begun serving breakfast all day long. And to balance things out, they now only serve lunch for 3 minutes.

ISIS has released a video where they beheaded eight prisoners. At the end of the video they urged viewers to like, comment, and subscribe.

At an Ohio retirement home, a group of women in their nineties have posed naked for a calendar. Completion of the calendar was delayed when the photographer hung himself.

Also in Ohio, a woman stabbed her boyfriend because he was eating too much salsa. In her defense, he was drinking it straight out of the jar.

Amazon has introduced “Amazon Dash” a button you can press to instantly re-order items like detergent. The Dash button saves customers from the incredible hassle of saying “Siri, order detergent.”

The governor of California has imposed water restrictions to help combat the state’s drought. The restrictions include: outlawing ice cubes, filling fire hoses with toothpaste, and water fountains will be designated as “Whites Only.”

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