Topical Jokes for 2/4

In New York City, police investigated a suspicious package that turned out to be a bag filled with 1,000 condoms. Of the 1,000 condoms found in the bag, only 400 of them had been used.

Speaking of safe sex — in Venezuela, the price for a pack of condoms has jumped to $755 dollars. And that’s just for the expired ones.

Officials determined that a small plane crash in Colorado was caused by the pilot taking selfies while flying. Poor guy, he just wanted his photos to be in the cloud.

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