Alrighty, it's getting late so I'm going to jump right in.
As mentioned before, a California doctor has suggested her patient give oral sex to cure her gag reflex. The doctor started her out on a small dosage of just two men who confidently drive loud, big-wheeled Dodge Rams a day.
In tech news, Nintendo has made a deal to receive revenue from all web videos featuring its characters. Including the infamously leaked sex tape, "One Night in Bowser".
I'm sure we're all sick of him at this point but Kanye West has revealed that he will take his baby with him on tour. Kanye will even tune his raps to the baby's needs with his new hit, "The Itsy Bitsy Bitty in da Club".
Alright, time for some serious stuff. 99 pages of emails were released today of Obama's plans for Libya - but they were not near as shocking as the 133 pages of emails Biden sent detailing his plans to occupy Kalimdor with his WoW guild.
It's about time but Dan Brown's newest novel is finally getting some acclaim from US critics. Mainly because his new mystery thriller follows the very American storyline of deciphering the complex ingredients on a Twinkies label.
And that's our final blow... your quintessential "Twinkies are weird" joke. I'll stick around to get some downvotes because boy this set wasn't as fresh as I wanted it to be. Remember, downvote with authority. Leave a comment calling me a "turkey" or something.
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