A woman was going through her husband's desk rawer and discovered three
soybeans in an envelope containing 30 dollars cash. So him about it.
And the husband said, "Well, I have to confess. Over the years, I haven't been
completely faithful to you. But every time I cheated, I put a soybean in the
drawer to remind myself." � So where did the thirty dollars come from?" she
asked.
"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I decided to sell."
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