As the Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along the trail the Lone Ranger kept noticing Tonto was wavering in the saddle. He was clinching his eyelids, rubbing at his temples and giving out low moans.
The Lone Ranger asks, "What is wrong my Faithful Indian Companion?"
"Not know for sure, Kemo Sabe Got heap bad headache from loud music pound much in head."
Lone ponders this a moment and then responds, "That is not a good thing my faithful friend. But if it is that much of a problem, why don't you just get rid of your head band?"
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