Patrick O'Brien is knocking on the door of Maggie Sullivan. Maggie opens the door and Patrick says, "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you Maggie, your husband John has just fallen into a vat of beer down at the brewery and has drowned."
Maggie says, "I hope he went fast, did he?"
"Well not exactly, he came out three times to pee."
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