Tired of having to stare at the luscious young kitten on the other side of the fence, bold Tommy Tomcat decided to visit her.
Settling back on his haunches, he gave a mighty leap and landed on the other side. Impressed, the lovely cat sauntered over.
"That was quite a leap," she remarked. "Want to go somewhere and cuddle?
"Fraid not," said Tommy, a pained expression on his face. "The fence was higher than I thought."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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