A man gets home absolutely hammered at 3:00 p.m on a Tuesday and goes up to his wife and says, "I wanna 69 right now".
The wife goes "Uhmm, sure".
So they get into it and about 20min later there's a knock at the door, so the guy gets a pair of pants on and goes and answers the door. At the door is Johnny the paper boy, and when Johnny sees the guy he starts to laugh really friggin' hard.
So the guy goes "What? What's funny?"
And Johnny points at his upper lip, so the guy reaches up and wipes his lip, and sees a smear of red on his hand, the guy immediately goes "Oh no, it's not what you think, I was just in the kitchen eating a Jelly sandwich."
And Johnny replies "I'm not laughing about the Jelly on your lip, I'm laughing about the peanut butter in your hair."
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