A woman eating in a restaurant noticed that her waiter carried a spoon in his back pocket, so she asked him about it. “It’s to retrieve pieces of cork that fall into wine glasses. Using this spoon is much more sanitary than using my fingers.”
Later, the woman noticed a string poking out of the waiter’s fly, so she asked about that, too. “The string is tied around my penis so I don’t have to touch it when I use the restroom. I just hold it by the string as I go. That’s much more sanitary than holding my penis in my hand. The string also saves time since I don’t need to wash my hands afterward.”
The woman thinks for a moment and then asks the waiter, “But how do you get your penis back into your pants?” “I use the spoon,” he replied.
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