An Indian Chief went down to the local trading post and the storekeeper asked him what he needed.
"Me needum butt wipe paper".
"Well Chief", the storekeeper said "we have 2 kinds". "The first one is Charmin and it's a buck a roll", "but we have this other no-name brand that's only 25 cents a roll"
"Me takum no-name" the Chief says. A week later the Chief goes back to the trading post and tells the shopkeeper, "Me haveum name for that paper".
"Yeah Chief what's the name" the storekeeper asks.
"Me callum John Wayne" the Chief replies.
"John Wayne" says the storekeeper, "why's that"?
The Chief replies" this paper's rough and tough and take no shit offun Indian".
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