There are three women on the fast track in a particular company. The president realizes it's time to promote one of them, but they're all so competent he's not sure which to choose.
So he devises a little test. One day while they're all at lunch, he places �800 on each of their desks.
The first one returns it to him immediately.
The second one invests in the market and returns �1500 to him the next morning.
The third one pockets the money.
Who got the promotion?
The one with the big boobs!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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