Toe Jam

I work for an armored courier company and one day while on route my partner and i were stopped at a red light, when out of no where an ambulance goes flying around a corner, almost losing control, and speeds away. The back doors of the ambulance flew open during the turn and a medium sized cooler covered in red tape rolled out the back. My partner and I were very confused at this point, but once i realized what i had just seen i hopped out of the truck and walked up to the cooler. I noticed the tape had ripped and the contents of the cooler had spilled on the road. I dug around the ice that was spilled alover and noticed a human toe! I quickly scraped the ice and the toe into the cooler as fast as i could, and called 911 immediately. Within about 25 minutes of reporting what had happened a police officer pulled up and asked what was going on. I explained the situation and showed the police officer the cooler and the toe inside. The officer got on her radio and spoke with the dispatcher for a moment and said, "I'm sorry sir, but there's nothing i can do about this." And started to walk away. "So what do i do?!" I exclaimed, and she replied "Call a toe truck."