One day in a grade 3 classroom, the teacher was explaining the meaning of the word "definitely".
T: Alright class, let's use definitely in a sentence.
Jimmy raises his hand.
J: The sky is definitely blue.
T: Well Jimmy, sometimes the sky is orange, or black, or yellow...someone else?
Sandy raises her hand.
S: A tree is definitely green.
T: Well Sandy, during the Fall, a tree's leaves can change all sorts of colours like brown, red and orange...someone else?
Bobby raises his hand.
B: Are there lumps in your farts?
T: No Bobby, I don't believe there are...
B: Then I definitely shit my pants.
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