A garbage truck rumbled outside
My husband said, "Is that you? Oh I thought it was you, grumbling."
Me: It was a garbage truck. Thanks a lot for calling me a garbage
truck on Valentine's day.
My Husband: ... It's Valentine's Day???
.... I thought Valentine's Day was yesterday
Original post was taken down from r/TIFU. So I'm trying to put it somewhere else. Hope it fits
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