A Christian, a Buddhist, an atheist, and an agnostic are on a plane

All of a sudden, the plane is about to crash, and so the passengers need to jump off due to the lack of parachutes.

The Christian jumps off first and says, "God will save me!" and God saves him.

The Buddhist then jumps off and says, "Buddha will save me!" and Buddha saves him.

Now because the atheist didn't believe in any higher being, he says, "Nobody will save me!" So nobody saves him and he dies.

The agnostic then says to himself, "Wow, what an idiot." So he decides to become Buddhist temporarily, as he did not reject the idea of a God as an agnostic. He jumps off and says, "Buddha will save me!" and Buddha saves him in midair.

Then he said, "Thank God that worked." Buddha then drops him and he dies.