A guy lands on a deserted island after a shipwreck. He wakes up surrounded by natives. "I'm toasted."
A voice booms out of the sky: "You are not wasted yet! Take up thine rock besides you and bash in the head of the one with the red feathers, he is the chief!"
The guy does exactly this. The voice from the skies says:
"Now, you're toasted..."
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