three little kids went into a church to talk to god. they each asked him asked god how many sins they could cummit. he told them each that they could cummit one sin. so they went out to do their sins, the next day one came back and told god that he pulled up a womans dress, the next one said that he stole a candy bar. well the next one comes in as to be real quiet and tells god in a slight wisper "i peed in the holy water"
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