A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?""You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of Cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
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