A married couple is making breakfast.
As the husband is buttering the toast, he says, "Have you ever noticed that if you drop a piece of toast, it always lands butter side down?"
The wife says, "No. It just seems that way because you remember when it makes a mess. Here, I'll show you - watch this."
She then drops a piece of toast and it lands butter side up.
She says, "See? I told you so."
The husband replies, "Well, obviously you buttered the wrong side..."
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