Mike and Pete are on a vacation together for the sole purpose of partying and having fun. The first night out, Pete gets blacked out drunk right away and Mike is forced to take him back to his hotel room and puts him to bed.
Mike parties on and has a good time, but sadly, no luck with the ladies and he makes his way back to the hotel alone. On the way back, he sees an inflatable sex doll laying on the front lawn of a presumed frat house where a party is still going strong. He comes up with a brilliant prank and takes the doll with him. Back at the hotel, he sneaks in to Petes room and gently places the sex doll besides him under the covers.
The next day they meet up down at the hotel breakfast. Pete looks jarred and has a distant look in his eyes. "Did you have a good time last night?" Mike asks.
"Dude, the only thing I remember is that I woke up with this beautiful brunette laying right beside me in bed. Of course I didn't waste any time, so I embraced her, kissed her and starting to feel her up. And then I did my special move, you know the thing where I nibble the girl gently on the nipple? But boy, she sure did NOT appreciate that..."
"How could you tell?"
"Dude, she fucking farted at me and flew out the window!"
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