He asks, "Please build a bridge from California to Hawaii. That way so many more people could go and experience the beauty of Hawaii."
God replies, "That is asking a lot. That would be 3000 miles of bridge! Ask for something else."
"Ok," he replies, "in that case, please help me understand women."
Um, how many lanes did you want on that bridge?
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