A young boy was having a conversation with his dad when he asked what the thing was between his legs. The dad responded, "It is your limousine, try to park it into as many parking garages as possible."
The same day a girl was conversing with her mother asking what was between her legs. The mom responded, "It is your parking garage, don't let any limousines in there until you are older."
The next day the girl comes home of the bus. Her mom begins to scream asking her why she had blood all over her hands. Proud of herself she replied, "A boy tried to park his limousine in my parking garage so I popped his two back tires."
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