and they stop at a run-down hotel for the night. The girl at the front desk tells them that there is only one room left, and it is next to the basement. She emphatically tells them that they must NOT go into the basement for any reason (you know where this is going).
So into the night, they get bored and go into the basement only to find a box of old moldy dicks in the middle of an otherwise bare room.
While they're freaking out about this, the girl from the front desk appears and tells them, "I TOLD you not to go into the basement! Now you'll have to pay!"
She turns to the first guy and asks, "What did your dad do for a living?" Confused, he responds, "Umm, my dad was a butcher..."
So, she pulls out a meat cleaver, chops his dick off, and throws it in the box.
She turns to the next guy and says, "And you, what did your dad do for a living?" Still in shock over what just happened, he stammers, "M-My dad was a lumberjack." So she pulls out an axe and chops his dick off. Into the box it goes.
Meanwhile, the third guy is laughing his ass off. "What's so funny?" the girl said as she scowled at him. He just replies:
"My dad was an ice cream man. You're going to have to LICK mine off!"
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