In the midst of the second world war, there was a young Jewish girl on the run from the Nazis. She happened to come across a house where a 30 year-old man lived alone. She begged him to help her by providing a hiding place from the Nazis until the war was over. The man said that he would allow her to stay in his attic and he would provide food, as long as they could make love at his whim. The girl gladly agreed.
Twenty years later, the war long over, the man decides he wants to clear his conscience from doing what he did. He visits his church and says to the priest, "Father, I once sheltered a Jewish girl from the Nazis."
The priest replies, "That is a wonderful thing to do."
The man says, "You don't understand. I forced her to have sex with me as long as I sheltered her."
The priest replies, "That is ok. She had to pay you back somehow for saving her from the Nazis."
The man nods and then says guiltily, "Do I have to tell her the war is over?"
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