Tingling

A fugitive was running from the police. He was hiding in the
house of his ex-girlfriend, and they just had a "wonderful
time." Suddenly, a knock is heard on the door.


"Police, open!!!"


The man hides on top of large rafters along the living room
ceiling. However, his abnormally large balls hang down into
sight. The woman opens the door and the police burst in, search
the house head to foot, but find nothing.


One of the cops notices the balls, and asks what the hell those
are. "Chinese temple bells," the woman answers. "I've always
wanted to hear the tingling sound of Chinese temple bells,"
replied the cop. He gives them a great bang with his club. No
sound. Again, he bangs them, but nothing. Puzzled, he whacks
them as hard as he can, and there is a loud scream from above,
"Tingling, you son of a bitch!!"