Timmy's Party...

One day, Timmy's parents were having an argument.
"Bitch!", said his dad. "Bastard!", said his mum.
Timmy asked his parents, "What does bitches and bastards mean?"
His parents dismissively replied, "Oh, it just means boys and girls!".

That night, Timmy's parents were having sex. Timmy walked in.
"Oh you have nice tits", said his dad. "Oh you have a huge cock", said his mum.
Timmy asked, "What does tits and cock mean?".
His parents again dismissively just replied, "It just means hats and coats, dear".

The next morning was Timmy's birthday party. Timmy walked in the bathroom while his dad cut himself by accident while shaving.
"Shit!", yelled the dad.
Timmy asked, "What does shit mean?"
His dad replied with "Oh, it's just my new shaving cream, don't worry!".

Then Timmy went downstairs, where his mum was preparing a turkey for his birthday lunch.
"Fuck!", Timmy's mum shouted as she cut herself while carving the turkey.
"What does fuck mean?", Timmy asked.
Timmy's mum angrily replied, "It's what I'm going to do to this turkey in a minute!"

Finally, Timmy's friends knocked at the door for him. Timmy excitedly opened it and said, "Hello bitches and bastards! Just hang up your tits and cocks over there. My dad's upstairs wiping shit all over his face, and my mum's fucking a turkey!"