And he feels great! He then gets ready for work and, on the way, he goes to a coffee shop. The barista tells him: "are you ok? You look terrible".
He replies, "really? But I feel great!" He then continues to work.
He arrives, and his boss asks him, "Are you ok? You look terrible".
He replies, "really? But I feel great!"
The boss says, "Maybe you still should go home. Go see a doctor."
The doctor asks him what his symptoms are. Timmy replies, "I look terrible, but I feel great!"
The doctor says, "hmmm, I think I've seen this before. Let me check my book"
"Looks bad, feels bad, no."
"Looks good, feels bad, no that's not it."
"Aha! Looks bad, feels good!"
"Timmy, you're a vagina."
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