...and after a few agonizing days he decides to go to the doctor to see what's wrong with him.
"Well I have terrible news" says the doctor "you have a very odd condition where your spine is constricting your testicles. If you don't remove your testicles your headache will never go away."
Obviously the man is crushed but he knows he can't live with that amount of pain so he has the procedure. Depressed, the man decides to treat himself to a fancy suit so he goes to the finest tailor in the whole city.
"I'd like to buy a suit."
"Size 41?"
"Yes how did you know?"
"It's my job." replies the tailor "How about some shoes?"
"Oh yes."
"Size 10 right?"
"Wow you're really good at your job. Yes"
"Ok what about some pants? Size 36?"
Impressed the man says "Yes please."
"Ok now how about some boxers? Size 36?"
"Uhm no, I usually wear a size 34."
"That's impossible" says the tailor "If you wore a size 34 your testicles would become constricted and you would have a terrible headache."
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