Q: What's black and white and read all over?
Delivery Note (DN), mention "I bet you know this one"
A: A newspaper.
Q: When is a door not a door?
DN: wait for the person to really think about it, and get it or say they give up.
A: When its ajar.
Q: What winks and fucks like a tiger?
DN: This is critical. Wait for eye contact. Do not deliver punchline until you have at least a half second of eye contact. Longer eye contact is funnier.
A: **wink**
Note - this is kind of a repost, but I feel as though [this joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ogi26/what_winks_and_fucks_like_a_tiger/) is greatly improved as part of a lineup which gets people thinking about puns/puzzles. Delivery notes are included above, for use in the wild.
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