I'm a happily married guy. Today a female coworker who had a crush on me texted me "Your cute". It really annoys me when people make these kind of mistakes. So I texted her back "No. You're".
A little later the phone beeped and my wife checked to see who it was when I was in the bathroom.
..and that's when the fight started.
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