A guy won a ticket to see the super bowl. He found out the next day that his brother in law was getting married the same day as the game. All the arguing with his wife did no good. He had to go to the wedding.
He was talking with his friend about getting his brother in law sick and postponing the wedding.
His friend said " my uncle got something just before his wedding that postponed his wedding ten years"
" oh yeah, what did he get"
"ten years"
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