Jim and Ethel had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their two-up two-down terrace house.
After a few days an attractive young woman applies for the room and explains that she is a model working in a nearby studio downtown for a few weeks and that she would like the room for Mondays thru Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week. Ethel shows her the house and they agree to start straight away.
"There's just one problem," explains the model. "Because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."
"That's not a problem," replies Ethel, "we have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."
"What about your husband?" asks the model.
"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he'll be out in the evenings," replies Ethel.
"Good," says the model, "that's settled. I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."
That evening Jim dutifully goes to his darts match whilst Ethel prepares the bath for the model. After stripping off the model steps into the bath and Ethel is amazed to see that she has no pubic hair. The model notices Ethel's staring eyes, smiles and explains that it is part of her job to shave herself especially when modelling swim wear or underclothes.
Later when Jim returns, Ethel relates this oddity and he does not believe her. "It's true, I tell you," says Ethel. "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."
The next night Jim leaves as usual and Ethel prepares the bath for the model. As the model steps naked into the bath, Ethel, standing behind her, looks towards the curtains, and points towards the model's hairless crotch. Then she lifts up her skirt and wearing no panties, points to her own hairy mass.
Later Jim returns and they retire to bed. "Well do you believe me now?" she asks Jim.
"Yes," he replies. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But, why did you lift up your skirt and show yours too?
"Just to show you the difference," answers Ethel, "but anyway you've seen me with no knickers on thousands of times."
"Yes," says Jim, "I have...but the rest of the fucking darts team haven't."
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