A guy gets on an empty elevator.

A guy on an empty elevator risks a fart. The fart ended up smelling much worse than he had predicted. In an act of desperation, he begins pulling out pine scented car fresheners to mask the scent. The elevator stops and a lady and a drunk guy get on. The drunk guy sniffs in disgust and says

"It smells like someone shit out a Christmas tree."

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