A boy went home from school with a big smile...
Mother: What could be the reason for that smile?
Boy: Mom, I just had sex with my English teacher!
Mother: OMG! I'll tell this to your father.
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Father: Son, is it true that you just had sex with your teacher?
Boy: Yes dad!
Father: Good job! For that, I'll buy you a bike.
Boy: Dad, please do not.
Father: Why?
Boy: My butt still hurts.
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