A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's
been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex
four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in
four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there
tomorrow!"
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