A white woman, a black woman, and a blonde woman. They're looking up and down the aisles and all three decide to buy some dildos. The white woman says that she's never been with a black man, so she buys a black dildo. The black woman, who has never been with a white man, buys a white dildo. The blonde woman, however, has been with all kinds of men. She finally settles on a unique, plaid dildo.
At the end of the day, the shop owner stops in to talk to the cashier about the day's business, to which the clerk replies, "You know, the strangest thing happened. I sold a black dildo, I sold a white dildo, and then I sold my thermos."
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