Drowning Blonde


Ok, so there are three girls on a sinking island, there is another island 20 miles away, the three girls are a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette swims 5 miles and drowns. the redhead swims 11 miles and drowns. The blonde swims 19 miles, gets tired and swims back to the sinking island! (Idiot.)

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