An orange man walks into a bar, the bartender see's the man and is quite intrigued by his orange colour. The man sits down at the bar and the bartender asks, "Why are you orange?".
The man looks at the bartender and says, "I found a genie in a lamp, he was able to grant me 3 wishes. My first wish I wished for all the money in the world"
"Good wish", the bartender replies.
"My second wish I wished for all the women in the world to fall in love with me" the man continued.
"Good wish... so what was your third wish" the bartender asks.
"Take a FUCKING GUESS!" the man yells.
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