An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood
bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him
if anything was wrong.
"I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote
to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop doing his wife."
"So stop!" the barkeep said.
"I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The jerk didn't sign
his name!"
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