The first one goes and lies about being a math teacher, and so is Saint Pete tells her to go to hell.
The second one goes and lies about being a bible studies teacher, and so Saint Pete tells her to go to hell.
The third one admits to being a whore and so Saint Pete tells her to wait in his room.
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This joke was translated so might be a little weird, if I made any mistakes just tell me.
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