A man and a woman meet each other at a bar. One thing leads to another, and they eventually go back to his place for some action. He takes off his shirt, and has a huge Nike swoosh tattooed on his chest. She thought it was an odd tattoo to have, but whatever. He takes off his pants, and has a Converse logo on his thigh. "Man, this guy must really be into athletic shoes", she said to herself, but still didn't give it a second thought. Finally, he removes his underwear, and has a tattoo that says "AIDS" on his penis. "WHOA!", she screams. "Why do you have AIDS tattooed on your dick? "Don't worry baby", he says, "In a few minutes, it will say ADIDAS"
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