Germany Plays Holland in Soccer. After Warm-Ups, Manuel Neuer Walks over to Jogi Loew and asks Loew if he can take on Holland on his own. Loew is like, 'yeah, everybody Needs a Rest anyways, so I'm Fine With it.' So Neuer Plays them on his own, Everybody Else Hits the Showers and then the pub.
While drinking, they Hear a Huge Uproar. So Mueller Walks over to the Stadium, and on the video Board it says: Germany 1 - 0 Holland, Minute 10, Neuer.
A few Beers later, they Hear a Huge uproar Again. So everybody Walks over now. Video Board says: Germany 1 - 1 Holland, Minute 10, Neuer; Minute 90, Robben. As the Game is Already over by the Time they get there, they Ask Neuer what Happened. Neuer is like, 'sorry Guys, got a red card After 12 Minuten.'
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