So instead of saying 'vodka', they would say 'book'. When one person asked someone about drinking, someone would say "How much of the book have you read?" and someone would reply "I've read half of the book." Eventually, the one man asked the other two if they could go to the 'library' to read some 'books'. When they all met up at the 'library', one man suddenly looked very sad. The other man asked "Why are you so sad?" the other one replied "The sign says 'No outside books allowed.'"
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