Moses comes down from Mount Sinai after a long day of negotiating with God. He looks very tired, but the Israelites are very anxious to hear what he has to say.He says, "I have some good news and some bad news... ... the good news is that I got him down to only ten commandments. ... the bad news is that he wouldn't budge on the adultery issue"
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