A British spy, a French spy, and an Italian spy. They were split up into three separate rooms to be interrogated.
After the interrogations, they were thrown into a cell together. The British spy said he was threatened with torture and confessed his secrets. The French spy told a similar story of fear of torture. The Italian spy had been beaten to a bloody pulp.
The other two spies asked the Italian spy, "Why didn't you answer their questions and avoid the torture?"
The Italian spy replied, "I wanted to, but my hands were tied behind my back!"
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