A man was walking down the beach on his first day of vacation. At the end of the beach was a pier, from which he heard crying.
Upon investigating, he discovered a sad woman with no arms and no legs was laying prostate at the end of the pier.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been hugged by a man before"
"We'll I'll hug you", the man said, and he did.
The next morning he was out walking again and discovered the same woman crying at the end of the pier.
"What's wrong now?" he asked.
"I have no arms and no legs. I've never been kissed by a man before", she said.
Feeling sympathetic, the man said "well, I'll kiss you", and he did.
The following morning was the last day of the man's vacation, and he was just finishing up his walk when he heard the crying once again.
Sure enough, the woman with no arms and no legs was again bawling at the end of the pier.
"What's wrong?" the man asked.
"I have no arms and no legs, and I've never been screwed by a man before".
Thinking for a minute, the man finally replied "Well, I can fix that". Then he picked her up, and threw her off the pier into the ocean. "Now you're screwed."
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